Wednesday, March 01, 2006
trilogy
everyone seems to want to know how my pickle on the can ended yesterday but i chose not to end that story. so many questions to answer from the comments which i do appreciate, but i would rather not answer all of them, although fortier i will let you know, only i read these posts before i post them. all of my roomates were hesitant to read my posts because they said it was to long, but how am i suppost to go deep into the issues i explore with out being longwinded. hold on. wait. yes. sorry. common sense has reminded me that my blog says nothing of any deep value except for maybe the odd thought. but i like to think of my blog like mcdonalds fries, they taste so good and fill you up but really they have no substance in them, and in an hour, after the mctummy ache has warn off and you have been to the bathroom you are hugry again. but mcdonalds is a great place, i think it is in the top three fast food chains; mcdonalds, wendies, harveys. mcdonalds is the greatest because you can empty your fries into the burger box to create a tray which makes mcdonalds ideal for traveling. i truely think that mcdonalds funded supersize me, after watching that documentry i made three conclusion; the main character looks like keith dow. if you eat at mcdonalds every day for a month with out eating anything else you will get sick. and i desperately want a big mac meal. but i think supersize me should make a sequel but this time it will be called, deli sandwich me then they could tell everyone why they think burger places need to have deli sandwiches. the only problem is that since it is a sequal it will be awful, can you actually think of a sequel that was better than the origional. here's a question to the philosopher, "is a good sequal more of an accomplishment then a great origional?" then after the terrible sequel they can make a third documentry all about ronald mcdonald called afro me red, and everyone will go and see it even though the sequel was terible, because they will say to themselves "there's no way its going to be as bad as the sequal, it'll be like the first again", but of course its going to be worse then even the sequel, and yet people will be surprised. but then the mcdonalds trilogy will be out and then they could have happy meal toys for it. but sense i am a bible college student i should not worry about things like that and study for my midterm tomorrow. would you believe that i'm listen to dctalk again. oh. the song has changed to r.e.m. did you know that if you believe they put a man on the moon.
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I wanted a big mac after it too. We watched it in biology, I was starving.
You might be on to something here Matt. Maybe you should pitch this idea to a producer. And maybe Keith dow will be your deli eater and...well who's got a red afro..Le E.?
hey man, nice blog this time, excellent use of comparison with the mcd's thing lol. just thought i'd post and let you know that yes, i am reading them!
Hmmm... you remind me of a comedian... i don't know if it's the fact that you move from one thought to the next with no logic, flow or any type of segue(pronounced segway) or if it's the choice of material. either way, i love you, but i just get the feeling that you're trying too hard. keep at it champ
great blog Matt. Good for some laughs. Keep it up and now i really feel like a big mac, see what you've done.
Hey Matt! so i totally heart you, we need to talk soon! it's been WAY too long! so i was thinking of giving up msn for Lent, but i totally don't think i can do it, but i think maybe if i just comment on your blog every 5 minutes and check to see if you write to me in your comments then it'll be fine right? ok, talk to you later!
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matt i read it, good work, but i would have enjoyed it more if you mentioned me or james blunt.
Watched Supersize Me last night... on the way home ie. back to my aunt's place, craving McD's fries like you would not believe! Curbed the craving with homemade spaghetti sauce...
Yes, the spelling is atrocious! Dan Frew can be quite snippy when it comes to spelling, so be forewarned!
Can't say I share your love for Mcdonalds Matty (I'm all too familiar with the mctummy ache)but I do have to vouch for your love of the place. That's always the first place you want to go when the topic of going out to dinner comes up! Who says McDonalds when someone else is willing to pay to go out to eat?!?
i heard the lead actor on supersize me is really really really hot. like, so hot you burn out your tv tube if you watch it. that's why the movie was banned in poorer countries where they still have tube tvs.
you sound conceited
well now I can say that I read your blog and now I can say that I know what a blog is. Something makes me wonder if I should take this as a hint...maybe if I beg the girl with the car to read my blog, she'll take me to McDonalds. Guess I'll never know!
Okay, you have waaaayyyyy too much time on your hands. However . . . you might want to approach McDonalds with the "deli me" option. Who knows, it could be a big seller!
I'll be interested to know how your exam goes . . . do you wax eloquent on your essay questions? You're a deeeeep thinker boy!
wow, i just read comment #4 by 'anonymous.' i didn't know that there were actually people who read blogs in order to deconstruct them.
on a much larger scale, i think that some of history's most horrendous acts have claimed to be done out of 'love' by someone named 'anonymous.'
Keith:
love the comment made me laugh
oh what can i say??, i actually think the burgers at mcdonals are healthierthan the sanwiches, cause they put about 10 pounds of mayonaise in the sandwiches, just a fact, bye!!
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