Wednesday, March 08, 2006
seventh heaven
for those of you who aren't going on vacation this march break don't worry, i have found a way to have a vacation adventure every day all within the confines of my residence. yes in my residence. "but matt," you are all asking, "how could you have such a wonderful adventure without spending thousands of dollars and taking up precious vacation time? can i have these types of adventures as well?" the anwser is most definitely and it is found in hygiene products. yes. hygiene products. every day you can have a tropical island adventure in the bathroom, or experience the rockies in your laundry room, all with hygiene products. not even special ones. in fact, i bought most of my hygiene products that take me on these adventures at shoppers drug mart and no frills. every morning zest takes me to the ocean with its ocean energy bodywash. old spice takes me snowboarding with its mountain rush deoderant. being tired out from swimming in the ocean and carving down the mountain i relax in paradise with colgate luminus paradise fresh tooth paste. once a week purex helps me escape by the seaside with their seaside escape laundry detergent and after the washing machine has done its work, i park my self on top of mont blanc to take in the fresh air with my no name mountain fresh fabric softener sheets.
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Just to say that I did, I'm making the very FIRST comment for this blog.. seems to be the thing to do these days. Oh, Matt, it's beyond me how you can take something like "blogging" and make it cool enough to have 25 comments per entry. But I am amused by it none the less, don't stop, it's a procrastination tool for us all!
In the common bond of love for brown hoodies,
Hasler
wow, i'm jealous, mine's more like a cornicopia of different foods, all eaten in the mountains, or a cologne factory, depending on what deoderant i'm using.
Three words matt: PERT PLUS FRESH!!
Graeme
Only you could think of this adventurous experience. The wit that pours out of that little mind is truly amazing!
I may have to re-organize my March Break just to enjoy a multi-cultural experience in the comforts of home. However . . . have you stopped to consider options for those less fortunate allergy sufferers? What do they do with their March Break? Are they just doomed to a week of misery? It's not their fault they're financially challenged and highly sensitive to immaculate odours?
Thankfully I do not fall into this unfortunate category, but I would be interested to know if you you have any suggestions for your readers who may be doomed to a depressing week each March.
Only 5 comments (plus mine)??? What's going on Matt? You're losing your cult following? What was once at the Zenith of blogs is slowly slipping into the vast wasteland of neglected and unvisited blogs.
Now, I'm not taking a shot at you specifically but this is more of a diatribe on the fickleness of blog readers and the unkindled ambitions of a young blogger who starts out so strongly with vast aspirations of glory only to find himself catering to a mass audience of unappreciative and critical people. Oh the sad and tragic life of the blogger. Matt, it's time to infuse the masses with another seemingly thought-filled and philosophical entry before the populace loses its daily internet habits of checking on this wonderful page of daily rants on the topics of the deeper aspects of life as we currently know it.
Well stated, Mike.
Matt, take a few tips from this verbose Ottawainite. His mastery of the English language is um, really good.
Good word using, Mike.
And hey, since you're all tiring of Foreman's blog, don't forget to check out frewdan.blogspot.com for some really interesting social commentary, and/or downright inappropriate, potty mouthed subject matter.
wow you have quite the imagination!
but what about the people who cont wash there clothes and bodies?? did u think of them matt?? huh?? huh??
Matthieu, I thought that was some creative piece of writing there. I felt like i went on vacation there. Thanks.
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