Wednesday, March 29, 2006

eleven

monday evening i lay down on my bed at around six. i later woke up confused realising that it was now eleven. realising that it was almost time for bed i worried my self because i knew that i would not be able to fall asleep anytime soon after my five hour nap. but being hopeful i thought that if i just stayed in bed and read then i could fall asleep again. so i went to the bathroom got my p.j.'s on and hopped in to bed (i don't actually wear p.j.'s). then i continued reading my book. at around one i thought i would try and fall asleep, so i put my book away, turned out the light and tried to fall asleep. i couldn't sleep at all i layed in bed wide awake till four in the morning but i thought i would record of all that happend. first i must note that all times are 14 minutes earlier then actual time because my clock is set fast. 1:37 i think about maybe reading more of my book but don't want to turn my light on and wake up tim. 2:09 tim starts snoring, i feel around on my bed side desk for my ear plugs but can't find them. 2:48 i think of a solution for world peace but do not write it down, i have no idea what it was but was convinced at the time that it would work. 3:05 realise that i've been awake for a really long time and wish that i had sleeping drugs. 3:06 get frustrated because it has only been one minute since i last looked at the clock. 3:09 get out of bed and go to the bathroom. 3:11 get back into bed. 3:24 get out of bed and go into the kitchen and write a poem. 3:31 i go back to my room and finally fall asleep.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

This was painful. I was so tired reading it. Bahaha. And what pajamas didn't you wear.

On a brighter note, it will help me fall asleep tonight.

fortier said...

Post your Poem, princess. A year without rugby and football has made you soft... like my belly

Anonymous said...

Matt!!!
Were is this poem!! You should post it.

nicole said...

ah yes...the 5 hour nap...could have happened to anyone my friend. my time at klbc has taught me to either nap with someone...not really an option for you...or to inform someone of the nap and request that if they don't see you in an hour, they come and begin jabbing you with a stick. you hate the person a little...but it prevents 5 hour naps. now, i think the good people want to read your poem matt...and since you informed the world about your lack of pj's...perhaps you owe it to us to post the poem. keeping in mind that if you don't like it you could always quickly write another and tell us that is the poem...we would never know the difference... and would be satisfied. well, have a nice day!

Bev said...

Try Gravol, my friend... it my drug of choice.
James Blunt is the bomb! I think I've mentioned that before but it's worth repeating, several times a day!

Anonymous said...

Matty. I have to tell you that your blog is surely the latest rage here in Ottawa. Everywhere I go people are talking about the crazy stuff you write. Today, I even discovered an blog entry entitled "top ten reasons my blog is better than matt foreman's"!!! You should feel loved. You, and your blog have become the talk of the town.

Anonymous said...

matt, you inspire us all. lol.

Anonymous said...

sweet, wheres the poem?? common u know u want to share it....i always wanted to think of a solution for world peace, its a goodthing u forgot yours, now i can think of it and become a billionnaire!!!

Anonymous said...

Matty,
About those PJs, ribbed bikini?
Or boxer briefs? Inquiring minds want to know.
And you should totally post the poem.

nicole said...

please ignore the last anonymous! inquiring minds need to stop thinkn' about that:S:S

Anonymous said...

man, you made me feel all depressed, i hate it when i can't get to sleep and i just lay there, oh by the way, i didn't know that you wrote poetry, could you post it?