Wednesday, March 15, 2006
eight
no frills. it has been over two weeks now since i have been to no frills. i don't know how i have let this happen but it has. last week i went to sobeys. making the transition from a grocery store with no-frills, to we-have-so-many-frills-that-you-don't-even-notice-them-all was a very stretching experience. it was like climbing mount vazuvious after having lived your whole life hiking in the gatineaux hills. it was like sitting in a cadilac when your used to a toyota echo, it was like eating p.c. white macaroni and cheese after eating mr. noodle. but i didn't know if i liked the we-have-so-many-frills-that-you-don't-even-notice-them-all store, i know that frills are meant to make people feel better when they shop, but it almost felt to crowded. there was more colours then in the rainbow pack, the staff actually looked somewhat professional and the bags were free. yes free bags. but the free bags brought up the questionin my mind," if you don't pay five cents for your bag, are you more likely to be less angry when it tears and you spill your groceries all over the floor at the front of the grocery store, causing a big mess?" i think the answer to that question depends on the variables, was the cashier nice to you? was it you or her that packed the bags, and most importantly was she cute? or for my female readers, was he cute? also, are you in a rush? do you get embarressed easy? are you short or tall, this is very important because if you are short the bag has less distance to gain vilocity and will likely cause less of a mess. these are all things to consider when trying to ask the question. but back to school work i don't think that question has anything to do with what i'm studying.
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It looks liek im the first this time 'round, great stuff matt, Mount Vazuvious. keep it up
Mount Vesuvius, I believe.
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Dan,
Your spelling may be accurate 99% of the time, and while we're at it, your counting isn't always perfect either...but Matty's terrible spelling is 50% of the hilarity, you have to admit.
Nice to have you back, Jack.
Good for you matt. Being able to rise up from the constraints of proper grammar and spelling that us common folk seem to get bogged down in.
did something break when you spilled your groceries? are you alone or is there someone beside you who will laugh at you? do you have so many groceries that you can't pick them up? did they fall in a puddle? is there a cart pusher nearby who is trying to ask you if you need help while inwardly chuckling? important questions as well. hahhaa.
ps. i just started listening to James Blunt(from entry #2 i believe). he's got talent.
God bless:)
who cares about spelling!! its funny!!!
matt
I love you. Thanks for making me laugh
Hilarious!!! These are important life questions that should be asked and pondered!! Thanks for being the person to ask them.
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