Monday, January 01, 2007
new years resolutions
being that it is the first day of the year two thousand and seven, i think it is only fitting that i make some new years resolutions. but new years resolutions are very interesting things. they are rules that one gives themselves with the intention of breaking. so i should throw some out there that are good ideas and things i wish i did do but will never do. (disclaimer: none of these things i actually plan on doing, if someone feels they want to hold me accountable for them, realise that i do not plan on doing these things) first - i will write a blog once a week for the entire year. second - i will quit smoking (i don't smoke so i don't know how to go about quiting because i don't want to start to quit, i really just wanted to put that in there because it is the most common new years resolution). third - i will never be late for class. forth - i will eat three square meals a day. fifth - i will be less cynical towards establishments like the postal office, food basics, coca cola, and people who wear belts that don't match their shoes. sixth - i will stop buying baseball hats. seventh - i will learn how to use proper grammar and spelling for my blogs. this is my goal for two thousand and seven. looking back at two thousand and six, it was the first year of my blog, for all of you who have shared with me in the highs and low of the blog, thank you. happy new year
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well matty here is my comment, which u oh-so-discretly requested...it has been real getting to know ya, and even though in 2006 our time together dwindled to a minimum, im sure 2007, when u come visit and all, will be filled with new found memories. as for ur new years resolutions...i think u should never stop buying baseball hats, u should start smoking its good for ya lol, writing blogs is also healthy so this one i actually do recommend, and as for people that dont mathc their shoes to their belts...what if u dont wear a belt? what then shall i match my shoes too? haha...later gator
Matt, I am so proud of you for quitting smoking. You've climbed over another of life's hurdles and you're going on for gold while staying in your lane so you don't get disqualified by tripping the dude beside you.... somewhere in there I lost the analogy. Anyways, the point is, I laughed at the line "stuck with me in the high and THE LOW of my blog". I laugh because.....only one low? I might be taking Dan's job as the jerk that makes rude comments on your blog but I see every instance where you dicuss the matching of shoes and belts to be a low. (Besides, the majority of the time i see you, you're wearing track pants). I guess I'll stop there before I destroy the foundations by which people think of you. You are a good man mattieu and I promise I won't keep you accountable for any of those resolutions. That's what friends are for.
graeme, friends like you are few and far between, and i know that dave said that there should be more of you but i'm pretty sure one is enough, because the fact that there is only one like you is what makes you so special.
Graeme - I'm the jerk???? WHAT? That's it! We're no longer Facebook Friends!
Matt - Graeme stole my thunder. I was going to say something about there being such an abundance of lows, that the highs were all but forgotten. I think it's safe to say that the highest your blog ever got was the times when you copied my hilarious blog ideas and commentary. When you strayed, the blog suffered.
For a blog that doesn't suffer, but rather is in a constant state of growth and evolu...I mean, intelligent design, check out frewdan.blogspot.com
dan, you are correct, i did falter by letting my blog slide over the summer, i should have been true to my readers like you, but i wasn't i failed them and myself, i'm sorry, the part that i'd like to point out is that was the low, the time when i was silent, the only low. readers, stay tuned more blogs to come. full of spelling mistakes and insults to corperate america
I didn't get it that you were kidding until I got to the part where you won't buy anymore baseball hats....
xoxo Mom
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