Tuesday, February 28, 2006
number two
advertising my blog worked, now everyone who was bored read my blog. how wonderful, i'm so glad that people read my blog. you have all seen a glimps of my mind. i know you are all wondering if i had the white mac and cheese for supper. but i didn't, i had michalina lifestyles microwave dinner, it smelled like poo, but thankfully it didn't taste like poo. i got my paper done aswell. but now the sad part is that i can't find anything to complain about so i thought i would complain about not having anything to complain about so infact i have found something to complain about but now i can't complain about not having anything to complain about because i've found something to complain about but, alright that is just way to trippy. today i went to the bathroom to go number two, now since the majority of the people who have commented on my blog were female, i'll try to say this with out being tastless. there was no toilet paper,it was all gone but i found this out after i had pooped, and my roomate was no where to be found i couldn't yell, "tim, i need toilet paper!" i was on my own with no one to help me. stranded sitting on the can, which makes me think that it would be great to be a dog or a cat, they never have to worry about toilet paper. but toilet paper is a funny thing, i used to work at a grocery store and i was always astonished with the amount of different kinds of toilet paper, one ply, two ply, and three ply, ane even four ply, now common thats a little ridiculous four ply, but not as ridiculous as the new gilette razor, my roomate jay has one its pretty fancy looking but six blades, thats pretty ridiculous, they didn't even entertain four blades like shick they just jumped to the five plus one. i can't wait till i'm thirty and they come out with the octablade. thats going to be awsome it'll make my current shick extreme three look as bad as one of the disposable yellow bic razors. when i was younger i was so excited about shaving, i would shave even before i had any facial hair, just so that maybe if i shaved my bald face i would trick it into growing facial hair and then i could grow a goatie like all the hockey players durring the playoffs, but now that i have to shave on somewhat of a consitant basis, shaving sucks, its like one day i look my age then i shave and i look twelve again, being twelve again wouldn't be that bad though, those were great days, when you really couldn't do anything wrong. the summers all i did was golf, oh to be twelve again. funny though when i was twelve it was, "oh to be eighteen". funny how life does that to you. but now i must forget about all this non sense and catch up my reading, remember everyone that one plus one does equally two no matter what the liberal thinkers say and that i'm still listening to led zepplin again, man thats a lot of led zepplin. oh the song just changed, michael tait, God bless dc talk.
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thanks Matt, so good of you not to be tasteless. Wish there were more guys as considerate as you out there...lol. nice title...and I have to say I'm a little afraid to read "number 3" :0
How can you leave the story hanging like that?!? Although on second thought, I don't think I want to know how you got out of your TP predicament... You are one whacky guy Matt...
Blog number two and already you are showing signs of maturity and depth as a blogger, Matt. Very few bloggers dare attempting "poo" talk so early in their blogging careers... Your bold attempt to journey where so few have journeyed before sets you apart from the rest of us. I challenge you to continue testing the boundaries of blogging, and seeking out more of these discussion generating, and thought provoking topics...
Hey Miriam. How are things?
Once again, frewdan@blogspot.com
Also being Pakistani would be of help in the no TP situation! (they don't use any)
Four ply is a great idea... would only ever need one square at a time!
Loving the flow... nice transitions from story to story, well done Matty!
Who the heck let Dan Frew in here?!? Take none of his advice, he's a dangerous man, Matt!
Well i'm going to comment, but with some resentment.. first of all... i read it, so you can stop saying "read my blog Luke, read my blog now" and i still maintain that a summary would be nice since you wrote so much... second of all, i can't believe Bev commented on your blog... i'm a little insulted... though i'm not sure why... anyway, you live in the same apartment as me, and i really could have just told you this comment to your face but that wouldn't have been good enough for you, so here's my comment you big whiner...
Foreman, you have way too much time on your hands. I love the poo talk, must have been a slow day. Foreman, I have news for you, no matter how much hair you have on your face you will always look 12, and with poo talk I would say that your still acting 12. Do they have spell check on your blog account or have you finally learned to spell? Who is proof reading these blogs, I did not find enough spelling mistakes to prove that you wrote these posts yourself. Take care, can't wait for #3. Fortier
matty! I haven't seen you in years, and yet I have become so drawn to your blog. It really is just that interesting. You really have a gift in the rant. Funny enough, just as I came to the conclusion of your blog I begun to read Descartes as he questioned whether whether 2+2=5, or whether or not a square has five sides. Thanks for the reaffirmation that 1-1= 2, i really needed it :) Take care!
I think I'm going to take some credit in inspiring you to create this literary masterpiece as well as Bev. Nice work. Let us all know when you actually do consume the PC mac and cheese.
matt i read this one too. my favorite part was the part about me, thanks.
luke/"the bruce",
I was wondering if we could be best friends, because your comment makes me laugh every time i read it. i have now read it three times. but maybe not BEST friends because i dont fully believe in that. we'll just have to be sure to make up a secret handshake if we ever meet. hahahaa. and matty, im waiting for the 13 bladed razor, so that everyone can cut themselves with it due to overactive superstition. that was the funniest part of your blog because its so ridiculously true. gillet should be ashamed of their overzealousness. SIX BLADES!! SHEESH! Keep truckin partner,
Amanda
Dear Amanda... hahaha i'm using Matt's blog to talk to you... this has nothing to do with Matt at all anymore, yet he gets to get excited for getting 14 comments on his blog... 15 when you're done writing back:P anyway, yeah i'm down with being friends and having secret handshakes.. though i haven't figured out what was that funny that i said... anyway... peace.. oh yeah i like Donald Miller too
BRUCE/LUKE/WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME??,
I'm using caps locks because im excited. im excited because a)you wrote me back and now we're friends and b)you like Donald Miller which probably means you've read Blue Like Jazz which is a great book. soooo many good thoughts. it may ALSO mean that you're going to see him in Toronto (he's going in April!) and c)because the idea of taking over matt's blog and making it basically a discussion board amuses me. it has an air of conspiracy and rebellion. but the funny thing about it is that matty, like you said, enjoys the whole idea. hahaha. hmm, now that we're friends i think i should know something about you--like possibly what you think about the conservatives winning the election. but that is WAY too boring and hmm, what about: which is your favourite place in the world to be? yea, lets say that. and if anyone else wants to answer that question, feel free. because that's a good one to ask yourself...and it'll put everyone in a good mood just thinking about it. Cheers,
Amanda
Well Amanda, those were some very good questions. i shall answer them now. My full name is Luke Thomas Arthur Bruce. I'm going to admit that i was quite glad you weren't serious about my opinion on the election, because i don't follow politics and i would sound like an idiot if i tried to formulate an opinion. My favorite place to be would be Guayaquil, Ecuador. Guayaquil is not the capital, but it is the largest city in Ecuador. i also like the ocean... wow i feel like an idiot for talking like this in the comment section of Matt's blog... but oh well... where's your favorite place? and for that matter, anyone else reading, where are YOUR favorite places? let's all get involved in Matt's blog comment section... cheerio
Oh yeah, and also, i did read Blue Like Jazz... and i read Searching for God Knows What... Donald Miller is great... Matt and I have discussions about what we think of him... anyway that's all for me for tonight... bye Amanda... and take that Matt, you get a small amount of mention in the comments section of your own blog... but atleast you get lots of comments... you're almost at as many comments as people get when they announce their engagements to all their friends... and this blog has nothing to do with anything.... so you're still doing pretty good even if half the comments aren't for you at all
My favourite place in the world is like Ottawa-- but not because Matt lives there. In fact it almost makes me not want to admit it and sometimes I think maybe its not my favourite place anymore because if I go there I might see Matt and then I might have to change my mind.
No, I really like it-- and Matt, I like you too. :)
hey, congratulations matt, on your popublog/discussion board. you could probably turn this thing into a dating service. there aren't enough of those.
i, too, like blue like jazz... i heard donald miller at cornerstone festival and it was pretty great. he's a down-to-earth guy. we don't agree on everything, but that's life.
i live in a townhouse where the landlord buys one ply toilet paper. believe me, when it gets down to one layer it makes a differency. one ply is not a lot different from plywood.
Hey Luke!
As if you've been to South America! I'm going to Antigua, Guatemala for a missions trip in May. So that's what we're going to have to talk about when we take these conversations off of Matty's blog. And then everyone will secretely be sad because they want to be part of the conspiracy/rebellion. My favourite place in the world, wow. Hmm. Maybe Campfire Point @ Galilee Bible Camp....or possibly any beautiful day in nature. no dont feel like an idiot for talking like this on matt's blog...he's thriving off it and even if he WANTS to answer he can't because he's informed me he's too cool. hahahaa. but Mike Kruz I want you to answer cause you're the only one that posted here that i actually know. aside from Luke. cause we're tight now, right bro?:P I'm workin on the secret handshake...
Amanda
ps. WOW i just noticed that two other ppl answered...matt this is ACTUALLY working! ONE PLY??? brutal.
matt
Do you remember the toilet paper in France? It came in different colours. Pink, purple, est. Fun to use. I wanted to bring some back, but never did. Miss you kid. See you soon.
Ok, so I'm adding/clogging up matt's blog cuz Amanda said I should (although what's the deal with the handshake?! - I saw u tonite and u didn't even tell me about the handshake!)
The thing about 1-ply is that it just forces you to take more squares and fold it up to make your desired ply. It's kinda like a custom toilet paper. It let's the end user (no pun intended) decide what thickness suits their needs best. As if your landlord pays for your TP,Keith! You should be happy instead of complaining!
Favourite place in the world would have to be Riomaggiore, Italy. Such a laid back kinda place where no one cares about time. Very Italian. Either that or Zermatt, Switzerland (home to the Matterhorn). I like both of those. Actually, Zermatt would be my first choice.
Alright Amanda, I've replied. Now we can get on to more important things like handshakes and such. You know, maybe u should have your own blog. But then again, why have your own blog when you can comandeer someone else's.
(for those keeping track, any spelling errors I have made are fully intentional and have been input for the benefit of Matt to make him feel better)
i feel your pain!!!
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